[Steven hits Jackie's new boyfriend because he calls her a bitch]
Jackie: Steven, what happened?
Hyde: What? Nothing... just... somebody and then... the guy said 'bitch' and there's nothing.
Jackie: Oh my god. He called me a bitch and you hit him. And that's what happened, isn't it?
Hyde: ...No?
Jackie: Liar. I AM the bitch. And you LOVE me.

Hyde: If you really want to get under her skin you have to be Zen.
Jackie: Zen? Okay you just can't make up words, Hyde.

Hyde: So you wanna be a burn-out? Is that it?
Jackie: No. No, Hyde. I just wanna be with you. I think you are one of the coolest and sweetest guys.
Hyde: No you don't.
Jackie: Yes I do.

Jackie: You know, Steven. This hatred thing you have for me, is just you protecting yourself.
Hyde: Okay.
Jackie: It's true. You're afraid to reach the peaks of love, for fear of being dropped off a cliff. Well, I'm your safety line, Steven. So grab me.
Hyde: Go grab yourself, freak.

Jackie: Oh, I understand. I mean, it's kind of like... it's kind of like setting your hair. If you don't wait long enough, it's totally flat and blah like Donna's. But if you wait just the right amount of time then it's perfect, like mine. Steven, are you even listening to me?
Hyde: God help me, I am.

Hyde [admitting to Jackie, after years of saying that he hated her]: I love you.

Jackie: Steven, do you really think we're a creepy, unnatural couple?
Hyde: Come on. It's a crazy question. I mean, if this relationship wasn't just a little bit creepy and unnatural I wouldn't be in it.

Jackie: Yeah, I got it... in the Ghetto.
Hyde: Jackie, there's no ghetto here. There's like that one house that needs to be painted.

Jackie: Not another old woman. She can't even reach the wheel!
Hyde: I can't watch The Price is Right again. I just can't.

Jackie: Steven, do I really sicken you?
Hyde: No. I sicken me because I'm supposed to be sicken by you but I'm not.
Jackie: Me too! I mean, I like you being all scruffy and all.

Jackie: So come on Steven, let's shave that beard!
Donna: Jackie, you just gave an order in the form of a cheer.
Jackie: Now where are you going?
Hyde: Wherever the beard takes me.

Mila Kunis: I think Jackie being with Steven has taught her a lot about not being so selfish.

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